My jerk friend is making me read homestuck
so i made a blog about it.
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Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is a careful, sophisticated attempt to create the most undeniably, objectively HORRIBLE webcomic in existence. Observe the careful details, such as copying panels from past comics inappropriately with text and all, the repetitive 0-quality saving necessary to achieve just the right level of artifacting, the use of wordart, clipart, inverted colors, out-of-season holiday strips... It's like a fine wine, and should be appreciated as such.
Asked by bladekindeyewear
Yeah, while I was reading it I kept thinking that it must have taken HOURS to make all the panels look that horrifically bad. I think I’m starting to get the appeal.
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“No one can ever know about this”, Dave?
I know about it, Dave.
I saw you, Dave.
I saw you.
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Wait, okay, so why are we jumping around from past to future to Dave to John??
THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING.
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OH GOD
EW
THICK UNPLEASANT FLUID IS THICK AND UNPLEASANT.
That’s so scaaaaaaaaaryyyyyy!
AHHH SOMETHING’S KNOCKING JOHN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DON’T OPEN THAT SHIT RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUUUN!
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“Even though the adventure began recently, it’s already over 3000 pages long. You just don’t have time for this bullshit. You’ll catch up later.”
So Midnight Crew is like homestuck inside of homestuck and Dave is like me and Alisa is my pesterchum but instead of pestering me about sburb she pesters me about homestuck which for Dave is Midnight Crew.
Parallels between fiction and realityyyyyyyyyyy.
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…um. Wait, so…what?
THIS is the thing that’s so fucking great?
THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS.
I’m sorry. I just…I don’t get it. I DON’T GET IT.
AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IT?
IS IT JUST BECAUSE IT’S SO WEIRD? IS THAT WHY?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMAYHFGODSOHMYGODOHTASDKFLAJSLDKFJALSKDFJASLKDJF
SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF! That’s that thing everyone loves that I have no idea what is but everyone insists is awesome! FINALLY! I’ve wanted to understand these fucking jokes for so long!
DAVE writes them!? For real??
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Wait, okay, so when did we start a flashback?
…well, a’right. Whatever. Flashback, then. Let’s see what Dave was up to while his boyfriend was instrumenting his own demise and subsequent transportation into crazy meteorite land.
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“Dave: Access Pesterchum and pester John.”
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they probably just forgot they were following you and have overly full dashes or something. relax brah and keep on keepin on
Asked by Anonymous
Yeah, okay. You’re right, I won’t dwell on it.
You’re so nice. Hey, how come you guys go on anon to say sweet things? I want to know who says sweet things to me so I can embrace them in an uncomfortably tight manner for an uncomfortably extended period of time.
Y’all are too nice to me, I’m a total dick. Hugs for everyone who is patient enough to deal with me.
